Statuses: for boys and girls

Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.1:
I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.2:
You can’t trust anybody these days…you think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.3:
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.4:
My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.5:
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.6:
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.7:
I’m sending you a smile not because you made my day but because I’m hoping it will make yours a little bit better.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.8:
Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.9:
You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.10:
I don’t care what ppl say anymore I’ll do what i want too.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.11:
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.12:
Smile more than you cry, give more than you take & love more than you hate.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.13:
The past was never a mistake if you learned from it.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.14:
Be wise in the decisions you make! sometimes it only takes a minute to make a decision, but you may end up spending a lifetimes regretting it.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.15:
Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don’t deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.16:
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.17:
What’s better than having your dreams come true, your wishes granted and your prayers answered.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.18:
Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.19:
I am not just another toy you can play with wen all your other toys are broken.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.20:
I am the one that said “Goodbye”, It’s over” but I’m the one crying.