Statuses: for friendship

Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.1:
A child should feel nothing but, “safe.”
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.2:
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.3:
Is there a rehab for Facebook addiction?
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.4:
Sometimes, all i need is for you to be there. but even then, you still disappoint me.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.5:
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.6:
Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.7:
Real people aren’t perfect. Perfect people aren’t real. Learn to look for the good things without expecting perfection.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.8:
Love is like the five loaves and two fishes, It doesn’t start to multiply until you give it away.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.9:
Life is a lot better if you just smile, even in the worst times.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.10:
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.11:
Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.12:
I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.13:
The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.14:
I’m not gonna miss you, I’m just going to wait till you realize your mistake.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.15:
Don’t make promises when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t text when your drunk.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.16:
I have always been afraid of losing people i love, but sometimes i keep asking myself, Is there anyone who’s afraid of losing me too?
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.17:
3 steps to have a great morning; open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.18:
It’s better to be a complete person than be a person who is always looking for someone else to make them complete..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.19:
Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning it was hearts and a diamond, now all I’m wanting in my hand is a club and a spade.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.20:
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card.