Statuses: for kids

Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.1:
The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.2:
Your smile creates the sun, your eyes sparkle, your voice is my play list & your heart is forever in my soul.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.3:
Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So fill it with people worth remembering..
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.4:
You cannot force a person to show you respect, but you can refuse to be disrespected.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.5:
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.6:
I used to love you with all my heart, but now I tell myself I’m done. And then I look at you and tell myself I’m lying.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.7:
Happy Anniversary to the most amazing man I’ve ever known! Thank you for loving me, for me. I love you.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.8:
Respect can’t be bought or borrowed it must be earned.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.9:
You make me feel whole. When you’re not around, I feel like a part of me is missing.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.10:
Good Morning, people. Feeling a “GOOD DAY” comin on here…
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.11:
When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.12:
The first time I looked in your eyes I knew that I would do anything for you, The first time you touched my face, I felt what I never felt with anyone else.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.13:
Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember what I’m supposed to want you for.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.14:
You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.15:
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.16:
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.17:
Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.18:
Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.19:
All you do is sit on Facebook all day” Lies. I sit on the chair.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.20:
I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.