Statusuri:noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza

Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.1:
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.2:
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.3:
I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.4:
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.5:
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.6:
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.7:
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.8:
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.9:
May you be as rich in life as you are in love.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.10:
There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.11:
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.12:
You are what I always wanted, Simply i love you..
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.13:
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.14:
Hold tight to memories for comfort, lean on your friends for strength..
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.15:
May all of you share an easter that’s bright and sunny, too filled with love and happiness in every way for you.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.16:
Waiting for the day when all those lucky pennies and four leaf clovers start working their magic.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.17:
I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.18:
As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.19:
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
Statusuri/Statuses noi 2012 pentru messenger in engleza nr.20:
I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when i love them… I’m somebody who will go out of my way to get hurt for the people i love..