Statuses: and jokes

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.1:
Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.2:
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.3:
What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.4:
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.5:
If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.6:
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.7:
True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries!
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.8:
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.9:
Every day may not be good but there’s something good in every day.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.10:
Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.11:
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.12:
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.13:
Facebook land, where everyone thinks your status is about them.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.14:
Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.15:
I’m visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I’m going to graduate.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.16:
Rya is playing loud music to keep from hearing her own thoughts.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.17:
You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I’m feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.18:
Adults are just kids with money.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.19:
Forgive Quickly. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.20:
Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son’s eyes.