Statuses: and jokes

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.1:
I am sorry for felling sorry.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.2:
How do you stop yourself from loving someone when you know it will never work out?
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.3:
If you feel uncomfortable about something, then leave it alone.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.4:
Follow up a bad deed with a good deed, to waive it out.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.5:
Do something good every day.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.6:
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.7:
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.8:
Sometimes it`s easier to say hello to the people you hate than to say goodbye to the people you love.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.9:
90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.10:
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.11:
Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up…
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.12:
The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.13:
Sometimes you have options, but no choice.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.14:
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.15:
A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.16:
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing substitutes experience.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.17:
In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.18:
Just because we want something in our lives doesn`t mean we need it..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.19:
I know I love you because your mood easily affects mine.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.20:
I’m sad. No. I’m mad. No, wait… I don’t know I just need a freaking hug..