Statuses: new and cute

Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.1:
When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.2:
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.3:
Let freedom never perish in your hands..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.4:
What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.5:
Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.6:
Good things come in good time.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.7:
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.8:
Only that in you which is me can hear what I’m saying.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.9:
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.10:
Don’t be pushed by your problems, be led by your dreams.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.11:
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but this is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.12:
Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.13:
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.14:
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.15:
May The Noor Of This Blessed Month illuminate your heart, Mind and soul and may your All prayers be answered.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.16:
May the spirit of Ramadan illuminate the world and show us the way to peace and harmony.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.17:
An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.18:
The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.19:
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.20:
Beware, I’m not in my greatest mood today..