Statuses: for friendship

Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.1:
Patience is the key to achieve your goals.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.2:
There’s no such thing as a long distance relationship if you keep your hearts close.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.3:
You think i love you..You think i am crazy about you..you think i want to kiss you..well..i like the way you think..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.4:
I’m 50% single.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.5:
Dear Easter Bunny, this year instead of eggs filled with candy, can you please fill them will gas cards…cause Candy won’t get me to and from work..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.6:
Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.7:
All serious daring starts from within.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.8:
Live life to the fullest.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.9:
when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.10:
You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.11:
Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.12:
Love is the same for a poor man, and a king.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.13:
Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.14:
Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.15:
I don’t love him… I just like to kiss him.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.16:
It`s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong.. is actually your weakness.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.17:
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.18:
Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.19:
I love you and you love me, then why can`t we be together?
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.20:
I have written a raucous valentine to a poet’s dream and agony.