Statuses: and jokes

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.1:
Either you control your attitude or it controls you..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.2:
May His love fill your heart with Joy and peace this Eid and each day of the year to come.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.3:
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.4:
May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.5:
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.6:
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.7:
Life is simple, we make it complicated..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.8:
LOVE when you are ready, not when you are lonely.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.9:
Value the people who sacrifice their something for you, because maybe that something was their everything..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.10:
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.11:
Facebook is like the fridge, you know there is nothing new but check it anyway.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.12:
Pull your heart out of its comfort zone. You’d never learn how to love unless you’d learn how to get hurt.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.13:
A random kiss is better than an awkwardly planed one.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.14:
Everyone has that special someone in their lives i just wish i could find mine.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.15:
May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.16:
Men only have two faults, what they do, and what they say..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.17:
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.18:
We kiss and it feels like we have just shrugged off the world.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.19:
I don’t wanna miss one smile, I don’t wanna miss one kiss. I just wanna stay here with you just like this.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.20:
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.