Statuses: for friendship

Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.1:
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.2:
When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.3:
Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.4:
The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.5:
To her the name of father was another name for love.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.6:
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in shade
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.7:
That amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone likes it.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.8:
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.9:
A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.10:
If i got a penny for every time i thought and dreamed about you,I would be rich.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.11:
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.12:
May the love of those around you help you through the days ahead.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.13:
Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.14:
Dear luck, can we be friends this year please..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.15:
Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.16:
May this diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.17:
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.18:
Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen..
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.19:
I’m going to change my Facebook name to NO ONE so whenever I like someone’s Status it will say “NO ONE LIKES YOUR STATUS”
Statusuri/Statuses for friendship nr.20:
The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.