Statuses: for facebook

Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.1:
I think it ’s cute when someone tells you straight up that they like you.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.2:
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.3:
People change and forget to tell each other.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.4:
If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.5:
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.6:
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat..
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.7:
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.8:
Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.9:
Facebook really needs a `No one cares` button..
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.10:
The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself, but how people act upon it.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.11:
To have a great relationship, you have to choose being happy together instead of always having to be right.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.12:
With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.13:
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.14:
Jesus took my place on the cross to give me a place in heaven…
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.15:
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.16:
No two on earth in all things can agree. All have some daring singularity.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.17:
Friends don’t fight because their not very close best friends fight because their like sisters!
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.18:
So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.19:
No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.20:
Is getting close to just walking away?