Statuses: for kids

Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.1:
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.2:
A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.3:
I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.4:
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.5:
Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.6:
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.7:
When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow and my future for the rest of my life..
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.8:
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.9:
Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.10:
It doesn’t matter what position you’re in. But it matters what direction you are moving.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.11:
Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.12:
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.13:
Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.14:
Always stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.15:
Truth is, i miss you. i miss the way you held me, the way you told me you kissed me, i miss it all.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.16:
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.17:
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.18:
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.19:
Remember, when she cancels a date she has to But when he cancels a date he has TWO.
Statusuri/Statuses for kids nr.20:
If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.