Statuses: of love

Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.1:
Before Facebook existed, writing on someone’s wall was considered a crime and poking someone was considered foreplay.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.2:
Facebook is like boys, once you understand them, they change.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.3:
I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.4:
If you want to commit suicide, you should jump down from your ego to your IQ.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.5:
The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.6:
I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.7:
Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.8:
As he kissed me, I wondered how, in the middle of a rainstorm I could feel like I was burning alive.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.9:
Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can’t hold back.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.10:
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.11:
Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.12:
Best friends listen to what you don’t say..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.13:
Hello, I’m still here.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.14:
Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.15:
If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.16:
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.17:
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.18:
In the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.19:
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.20:
No matter how this thing we got turns out, I’ll never regret one minute of it and I’ll always love you..