Statusuri:noi si haioase in engleza

Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.1:
Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids…
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.2:
I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.3:
Pressure makes diamonds.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.4:
You and your rumors have two things in common, you’re both fake and you both get around.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.5:
My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.6:
While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy..
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.7:
Revolution is the festival of the oppressed.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.8:
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.9:
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.10:
Kissing you is like dancing in the rain; it is an exciting kind of sensation that you can’t help but fall in love with.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.11:
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.12:
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.13:
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.14:
Flowers for the dead. Say hello to the forest.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.15:
Good morning starshine, the earth says hello..
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.16:
A good example has twice the value of good advice..
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.17:
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.18:
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.19:
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
Statusuri/Statuses noi si haioase in engleza nr.20:
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.