Statuses: and jokes

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.1:
Remember, you`re beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone`s gonna be able to see that.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.2:
If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.3:
Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.4:
Only pointless people say pointless things.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.5:
The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.6:
Let no one think I gave in.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.7:
War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.8:
The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.9:
Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.10:
A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it&￿Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make up and boys lie.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.11:
When you see a falling star to night, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.12:
Falling in love is like jumping off a building. Your mind says dont do it you will DIE but your heart says Just do it, I can FLY.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.13:
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.14:
Love is only blind for those who are not looking in the desired direction.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.15:
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.16:
It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year??
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.17:
If people are truly, madly, deeply in love with each other, they will find a way.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.18:
Loving Someone Doesn’t Need A Reason .. If You Can Explain Why You Love Someone It’s Called ( Like ) .. If YOu Can’t Explain It’s Simply Called ( Love )
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.19:
Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.
Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.20:
Never Blame any Day in Your Life. Good Days Give you Happines. Bad days Give you Experience. Both are Essencial in Life.