Statuses: for boys and girls

Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.1:
Remember… every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence, whether good or bad, Stop and think before you Choose your Consequence!
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.2:
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.3:
Jesus took my place on the cross to give me a place in heaven..
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.4:
Just want to THANK ALL OF YOU for making me feel special on my Birthday, Love You Guys!
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.5:
Happy Anniversary to my loving hubby. Thank you for the last 11 yrs. and many more yrs. to come. Thank you for making me the happiest woman. I love you always.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.6:
They say penguins are the only animals that stay together for life, Will you be my penguin forever?
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.7:
I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.8:
There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.9:
ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.10:
I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die..
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.11:
I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.12:
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.13:
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.14:
Seven days without love makes one weak.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.15:
Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.16:
Be yourself and let your personality be the flavor that makes you different, you are your own original version of success.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.17:
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.18:
I just love life. I mean, you know, I love every second of it. I love people.
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.19:
You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without. Always missing you…
Statusuri/Statuses for boys and girls nr.20:
Fools use tomorrow. Wise use today.