Statuses: new and decent

Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.1:
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.2:
There are no “bad” days, only inconveniences. Everyday is good for something.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.3:
May your guardian angel watch over you as you slumber, pleasant dreams.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.4:
Watching some1 you love walk away, not knowing when you’ll see them again is one of the hardest things especially when they dont know how much they mean to you
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.5:
To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.6:
Just when I think I know how much I love you, you do something special and I realize… I love you more..
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.7:
Love is a painful game, your heart will get broken, stomped, crushed and shattered before you find the one person that can put it all back together again.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.8:
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.9:
‎”A friend is like a rainbow. They brighten your life when you`ve been through a storm.”
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.10:
Student who changes tha course of history is now probably taking exam.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.11:
Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.12:
Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.13:
Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.14:
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong.￿You don’t always have to try so hard. A thankful heart is so much more attractive than a thirsty heart.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.15:
I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving GOOD NIGHT.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.16:
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.17:
Nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this facebook status.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.18:
Love and forgiveness cannot be separated. To truly love, you must forgive. To truly forgive, you must love. Forgive and move forward to a life of true love.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.19:
So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.
Statusuri/Statuses new and decent nr.20:
Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.