Statuses: and jokes

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.1:
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.2:
Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.3:
Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.4:
Make yourself an example, achieve it, but don’t hurt anyone on the way up. I don’t think I did that.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.5:
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.6:
In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.7:
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.8:
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.9:
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.10:
You know that feeling when your head says no but your heart says yes? It’s wrong but it feels so right? I wish we could be together.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.11:
We send you thoughts of peace and courage..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.12:
Please accept our most heartfelt sympathies for your loss.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.13:
I’m a peep, no not a peep from Easter, so don’t eat me.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.14:
Every time I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel, it ends up being a freight train coming right at me..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.15:
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.16:
May the beauty Of deepavali season fill your home with happiness..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.17:
An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.18:
Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever.. I love you soo much..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.19:
It used to be, “Can I have your number”? Now it’s, Do you have Facebook..

Statusuri/Statuses and jokes nr.20:
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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