Statuses: new and cute

Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.1:
May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.2:
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.3:
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.4:
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.5:
Kissing is like drinking salted water, you drink and your thirst increases.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.6:
Are your parents siblings?
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.7:
The price for independence is often isolation and solitude.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.8:
Press the star below and watch it glow..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.9:
The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.10:
Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.11:
The examined life is no picnic.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.12:
Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.13:
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.14:
May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.15:
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.16:
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.17:
My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.18:
Please accept our most heartfelt sympathies for your loss, our thoughts are with you and your family during this difficult time.
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.19:
For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity..
Statusuri/Statuses new and cute nr.20:
Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye’s and said, “Game over”