Statuses: of love

Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.1:
Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.2:
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.3:
It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.4:
I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.5:
All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.6:
Lots of people say its hard to find a true Best friend, but that’s only because the best ones are already taken by me..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.7:
Facebook is like a relationship, Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.8:
When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it’s safe to say you’re a Facebook junkie.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.9:
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.10:
Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello….
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.11:
My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.12:
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.13:
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.14:
Any man can love a thousand women,but a good man loves one woman a thousand ways..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.15:
In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.16:
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.17:
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.18:
When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to chilling with JESUS..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.19:
To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming..
Statusuri/Statuses of love nr.20:
A lot of problems would disappear if we talked to each other more than talking about each other.