Statuses: for facebook

Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.1:
May your birthday be filled with smiles, sunshine, love, and laughter.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.2:
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.3:
If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.4:
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.5:
I love you, I always have, I always will, no question about it.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.6:
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.7:
He spoke well who said that graves are the footprints of angels.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.8:
Easter is better than christmas. Santa only brings presents to good little boys and girls. The easter bunny doesn’t judge.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.9:
Easter equals three nails, two thieves, and one broken body thank you Jesus for your sacrifice.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.10:
Screw luck. I’m making it happen.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.11:
Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.12:
May this Diwali be as bright as ever.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.13:
I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.14:
It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.15:
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.16:
It’s nice to hear you’re doing well, And convalescing fast, And here’s a wish that your good health, Will last and last and last.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.17:
The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.18:
The heart was made to be broken.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.19:
Sometimes we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone and every once in a while we are lucky enough to get a second chance to show it.
Statusuri/Statuses for facebook nr.20:
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus